Thursday, January 25, 2007

Review: Yoshi's Island 2 (DS)

We need to talk. I'll go first, okay?
It's like, we're spending all this time together, but, you know, it just feels... wasted. I know you really tried hard to make this work, and you
do look better than ever, but I don't know... It's still not the same as when we first met. You know, you're gorgeous, really, but you're just no fun. Not fun like you used to be, anyway.

No, I'm not seeing someone else! I mean, I have been spending time with
Portrait of Ruin, but we're just friends. Yeah, I promise. No, I don't hate your music! Why do you keep saying that? I'm not crazy about it, but it doesn't bother me, alright? Jesus.

Look, you just annoy the hell out of me sometimes. And there's literally no touching either. What's up with that? And the balance is all wrong. It's like, all easy at first, and suddenly there's shit coming at me from all directions, and I'm thinking,
What the hell just happened? What's going on?

And it's like that all the time with you. I don't know where I'm going or what I'm doing this for anymore... We had some good times, but that's not enough, that's all I'm saying. Sorry, I need to move on. I need to play other games. It's not you. It's me.
5/10

2 comments:

Luke said...

I'm on the last world. When I was on the last world in NWMB, I was almost forcing myself to slow down, to not rush through the magic of the game. Then I remembered that I could go back and collect all the secrets. At the same point in YI, I'm just getting irritated and starting to wonder if I even care enough to finish the damn thing.

David said...

Well said, Luke. Yoshi's Island 2 is immensely irritating and frustrating.